Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Pirates Need Love Too

Who doesn’t love pirates? Zombies, filthy land lubbers, rich people with lots of booty to pillage and plunder....okay so there’s a few people who don’t love pirates, but I’m not one of them! You may be scratching your head right now and thinking “Why is she going on about pirates and why is she blogging in the middle of the week?”. The answer: Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day and I have created a list of pirate themed pick up lines! Now, before you use these lines I must warn you that a) they probably won’t work, because b) they are super pervy (but awesome!) and c) merely meant to be funny. Enjoy me hearties!

- I’d like to shiver yer timbers.
- Want to find out why they call me Long John?
- Is that a hornpipe in yer pocket, or are ya happy to see me?
- ....That’s no peg leg.
- Drink smartly lass, we’re gettin’ swashbuckled.
- I’ve got a place ya can bury yer treasure.
- How’s about some of this captain in ya?
- Want to go back to me ship and rock the boat?
- Arrrrrrrr ya free on Friday?
- Want to make me Roger Jolly?


Let me know if you try any of these today, especially if you don’t get slapped.
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Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!